Sarah, Will You Go Out With Me?
A scientifically-backed argument for why I deserve the position
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Top 5 Reasons
- I'll keep my kitchen stocked with sweet treats for you
- I do love Jesus :)
- I have a flexible schedule and therefore time for adventures
- I'm tall, dark fair, and handsome
- I can read good
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So what do you say?✨
I promise I'm more normal in person than this website suggests
Made with way too much free time
*Okay maybe AI helped a little